I need one of these!
I need to find me a t-shirt with this saying: “If you can read this you’ve been passed by a fat guy”
I need to find me a t-shirt with this saying: “If you can read this you’ve been passed by a fat guy”
After the child sitting in your lap barfs on your (bare) foot, you can finish eating your beef stew.
We rushed home, wary of the time on the clock. I went first, then we took turns, going until we were exhausted, working as one. In the end we were hot, sweaty, and almost unable to stand. But – we got the ink from the exploded pen out of the dryer.