What NOT to eat

I received a link to this article by Ediets called “7 Foods to Never Eat.” I thought it made a lot of sense. I also thought – dayum, I could sure use some chicken fingers right now. So I had lunch at a chicken finger place (but didn’t inhale) and told my wife about this […]

I’ve got exactly zip

I can’t think of a single. thing. to write. Sorry y’all. I was going to comment on how quickly a distraught woman with vaseline on a plane (lube on a plane?) was captured this morning, but I guess some people don’t think it as absurd as I do. (the whole “security alert,” not the poor […]