Tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms

I watched “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” last night with the boys. They got a kick out of it (especially the over the top swordfights). Hell, it’s all over the top. (“Daddy, he’s banging coconuts!” “Yes, he is.” “But where’s his horse?”) All told, I think they enjoyed it, but I don’t think they’ll […]

Aliens. It’s gotta be aliens.

I can’t think of another explanation. My wife had to go to work early this morning (pre-dawn) and was out of the house before I had even gotten to the shower. This meant I had three little critters to get up, dressed, fed, and to school. My little Calvin look-alike? “May I please change clothes […]