Brighten your e-mail and IM’s! (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass ( Y ) a butt ( _Y _) a big butt (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_*_) a sore ass loser (_?_) a dumb ass (_o^^o_) a wise ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_x_) kiss […]
I was just looking at Statcounter (down on the right side, near the blogroll) and I realize I’m nearing 100,000 unique visitors. Dayum. I want you to know: y’all are all unique, and special, too me. And since 100,000 folks dropping by (and only 70,000 of those were actually trying to find Emma Watson’s Boobs), […]
For any of you who a) don’t read Chris and 2) don’t have the pleasure of raising little testosterone monkeys, please go read how her son helped prevent a trip to the doctor. Always thinking, those kids! Also, I understand he is now listed in my HMO Directory under “specialists.”