This cracks me up. See, kids? Lying will get you into trouble. This guy’s parrot started mimicking his girlfriend saying “I love you” – to someone else. The African grey parrot kept squawking “I love you, Gary” as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in […]
Now that I’ve re-started my heart, following the closest Steelers game I can remember in a while, I thought I’d revisit my list from the other day… A partial list of things I have not done so far this year: Bought beer (at the store) But it’s not my fault, my wife put it on […]
I don’t know if she’s terribly gifted, but my cat can tell time. Or, more accurately, she can tell one time. 4:00 AM. This is when she comes and finds me, whether I’m sleeping in my bed, or one of the kids’ beds, or on the couch. And she does everything short of sitting on […]