How to tell your boy is growing up

Watching “Godzilla 2000“: “Oh, that looks fake.” The good thing is I only heard him say it once. The five year old was in my lap, asking for reassurance that if a dinosaur ate our house I would carry him, since I can run faster.

Mrs. Partridge shags like a minx

Yeah, Grandma Partridge apparently gets it on with a twenty something in her latest movie read about it at CNN Now all we need is a three-way between her, Mrs. Cleaver and Mrs. Brady and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse can just walk into town.

Every child needs one of these.

famous words Originally uploaded by silly old bear. I have a whole mess of Christmas photos (the camera has been hiding since the morning of the 26th) but this one just needs to be said.