Um, yeah

I know they’re wrong usually, especially this far out. But this can’t be good: (yeah, chances are it might change, but right now they’re saying Cat 3 and hitting Galveston or nearby; I’ve got friends down that way that are already talking evacuating if it gets close enough)

This should come as a shock to no one

I’m helping my seven-year-old with his reading homework, and he has a set of sentences about a bear. Only he keeps pronouncing it “beer.” “The beer slept on a rock.” “He saw a beer in the woods.” “The beer had brown fur and huge nasty sharp teeth.” Is there anything it can’t do?