Funny e-mails

I’ve used Hotels.com in the past, so I’m on their list to send me these happy bright e-mails about how I can save money if I go somewhere THIS WEEKEND NOW. Today’s e-mail promises ” hotels.com wants to fill your gas tank!” The gas rebate has been extended for a limited time! The summer drive […]

Marital advice

Found at Madfish Willie’s Cyber Saloon: A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked […]

Pat Robertson Says He Was Misinterpreted

What. an. idiot. I guess it depends on what you mean by “misinterpereted.” Yeesh. Pat Robertson Says He Was Misinterpreted: ” ‘You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole […]