Something you do NOT want to hear while you are stuck on the toilet trying to poop:
Door Slams “I have to wash my hands!” “Aw, ‘isgusting!”
Month: July 2005
Dear Porsche:
It’s great you are finally (FINALLY) going to make a four door, but by 2009 even my youngest will have just about grown out of her car seat. And my oldest will be thinking about grabbing the car keys when dad is taking a nap. Thanks, anyway.
I’m so easy to please. sometimes.
Everybody’s dyin’ to be heard Everybody they want to know why Everybody’s got to have the last word And it’s always got to be goodbye Why don’t we get out of here I want to whisper in your ear… I just called the local radio station and asked them to play some Jack Ingram. And […]