Just thought you should know

Coyote Ugly (Special Edition) is out: “If you were to take a bad porno, remove the nudity, add in a lame cliched plot, and give it some high production values, you would have something similar to COYOTE UGLY. Think SHOWGIRLS, but directed towards children.”

What’s wrong with this statement?

Jackson Won’t Share Bed With Kids Again: “Michael Jackson’s lawyer said Tuesday the singer will no longer share his bed with young boys. ‘He’s not going to do that anymore,’” How about, why did he do it ever?

Remember…

Remember… Originally uploaded by silly old bear. We went to San Antonio, and for the life of me I can’t remember why we don’t go there more often. The drive is no worse than going to Dallas for us. We had a wonderful time wandering around the Alamo and the Riverwalk and various downtown places. […]