Question for the ages

If a dog poops in front of your couch, and your wife discovers it at 6:00 AM (but only because she was locked out of the bathroom and looking for something to open it with), will your four year old wake up and step in it before you can clean it up? Take a guess.

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Here’s the trick: Chelsea Girl agreed to “interview” me, ask me some questions. I answer them, and then open the floor – tell me if you want me to “interview” you. Yes, I’m abusing the quotation marks because this is kinda a non-interview, we don’t go back and forth the questions are just kinda out […]