Month: April 2005

I thought the movie was called “The Poseidon Adventure”

Now they are saying that the ship that was hit by the big wave was rushing back to New York for a Sunday morning product placement on The Apprentice. Question: Why would you pay “seven figures” to show a cruise ship on your TV show? Aren’t there like, plenty of cruise ships around? Hasn’t pretty […]

Male sensitivity test

An oldie, but somebody was compelled to e-mail it to me, so I must share… 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both […]