Month: April 2005

It’s a little late for an april fools joke, isn’t it?

Here is what our elected folks are busy dreaming up: Congress May Extend Daylight-Saving Time “The more daylight we have, the less electricity we use,” said Markey, who cited Transportation Department estimates that showed the two-month extension would save the equivalent of 10,000 barrels of oil a day. The country uses about 20 million barrels […]

I resemble that…

Concluding his examination, the doctor asked, “You’re in pretty good shape for a man your age. How’s your sex life?” The old man answered, “I have sex almost every night.” The doctor looked surprised. “What? I don’t believe it.” “It’s true,” said the old man. “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…”