I’m not saying this is true, cuz it’s not. But it made me smile. Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about a pastor. The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was then afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not […]
You know it’s bad when a glass of cheap red wine, a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, and watching two hours of Spanish wild monkey lovin’ doesn’t put things right with the world. I’m just saying.
This is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused; this is due to periodic airpockets we encounter. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?