Friendship among women: A woman doesn’t come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend’s house. The man calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know about it. Friendship among men: A man doesn’t come home at night. The next day he tells his wife […]
That’s what I used to sing, all the time. At 17 I had no clue I’d ever live past my 20’s. Maybe I’ll stick around a bit longer. Look what my wife sent me this morning.
King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “Why this is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Just look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the […]