For Mindy

From STEP RIGHT UP Better Than Ever Blues Todd Snider ©1996 ============== No where to go, no one to call, Nothin’ to do except nothin’ at all The same ol’ climb up the same ol’ walls I’ve fallen down before. You see I’ve been down, I’ve been so depressed I’ve been overworked and overstressed But […]

Alton Brown’s Protégé

You can’t make this stuff up, folks: Child: “Mom, what’s in this?” Mom: “Carrots, onions, celery, beef… it’s just stew.” Child 2: “Are you asking because you want to make it yourself?” Child: “No, cuz it tastes bad.”