Overheard

Child, between bites of waffles: “Can I have some Jellll-ee?” Mom: “Why do you want jelly?” Child: “To put it on my toast!” Mom: “But you have waffles.” Child (laughing): “Oh, yeah, I forgot!”

Statue? Meet pigeon.

It’s a busy day. We have basketball practice times 2, we have at least two children finishing antibiotics for ear infections, we have Pinewood Derby, we have chores. So while my wife is braving Wally World, I start on housework. Put in a load of wash, sort mountains of laundry (daddy sort, “red” “white-ish” and […]