You never forget your first time

I was on the bed, alone, waiting. Watching for a signal. Just in case. I didn’t think it was likely, but I was ready. Then it happened: “Unsecured wireless connection found… connecting.” Aha! I could now access the internets from the comfort and safety of my own king sized bed. I could watch Food Network […]

Won’t somebody think of the children?

The Onion | U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV: “‘No one who lived through that day is likely to forget the horror,’ said noted child therapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum. ‘But it was especially hard on the children.’”

No particular reason

Looking at all the bicycles parked outside, I noticed one that had this big cushy looking seat with a hole in the middle. Kinda like a donut. And it reminded me of a joke. A rather irreverent joke: Two nuns were riding their bicycles home from the market. One says to the other, “Have you […]