Bless you.

You know, after you send the kids to bed, and they get quiet, and thirty or forty minutes pass and you finally relax and are watching your movie or perhaps reading a blog… then you hear a little pint sized sneeze, and it didn’t come from anywhere near the bedroom? Just happened. Bless you.

’cause diamonds are a girl’s best friend

Phone rings. Daddy, I did something really, really helpful today. I was looking in mommy’s jewelry box, and I found her diamond ring! Not a dark one, a white one. I found it all by myself, and she said she lost it a long time ago. And I had to be really careful to find […]

MAKERS OF CRACK ISSUE SAFETY WARNING

Could Cause Users to Become Ho’s, Company Says The makers of the popular drug crack issued a safety warning today, advising crack’s millions of users that habitual use of the stimulant could cause them to become ho’s. A spokesman for Pharmacia Cranque LLP announced the safety warning from its corporate headquarters in Brussels, causing its […]