getting in touch with my inner dumbass, again
Okay, I know I’m a guy and all, but did our Fairy Godmother really need to write out a long e-mail telling me how to put on my son’s shoes and socks for soccer practice? At least she said “please.”
Month: November 2004
Purple Haze
Thanks to Boing Boing. Map created showing mix of republican to democrat votes, instead of just who won each state.
Dear Mom:
I am sorry I peed on the toilet seat when I was little. Repeatedly. I apologize profusely for not working harder on my aim, and for not just lifting the damn seat in the first place. And yes, paybacks are a bitch. You were right about that, too. Now please? Make it stop.