I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky! And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy! Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory: “Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came […]
My landlady treats me like I don’t pay my rent Gave my car to my mechanic, I ain’t seen it since My phone is always ringing, when I want to be alone They try and sell me everything from Heaven to cologne Everybody’s got an offer I can’t refuse It’s a circus out here mama, […]
I keep getting e-mails trying to sell me a “genuine Italian Rolex.”