Today my first grader had his Thanksgiving Feast. You know, the traditional have turkey and gravy the tuesday week before Thanksgiving? So, of course, since we are still adjusting to the new tradition of Tuesday before the week of thanksgiving feast, my wife gave him a Lunchable this morning. This is the third day this […]
Here’s today’s funny list of shit I found somewhere else… Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine? Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after. Do I […]
BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT President George W. Bush seized the opportunity presented by Colin Powell’s resignation as Secretary of State to outsource the State Department to India, the White House confirmed today. With budget deficits spiraling out of control, the president saw a chance for significant cost-savings by having all of the State Department’s diplomatic […]