Time for a pop quiz!

Okay, class. I know it’s Friday, and next week is a holiday, but I just gotta know something: What do you think when you read “I like bad movies” in somebodies profile?

Instant karma’s gonna get you

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the […]

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That’s the calories in a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cookie Dough. And I ate the whole thing.