Month: September 2004

The sad thing is that I signed up for this

Back when we were looking for a place to stay at the beach, I logged into a lot of “vacation rental” type of web sites. In spite of the fact that I was being very specific in where we wanted to stay (“Galveston. On the beach. Not across the street. Two adults, three kids.” for […]

To Genuine, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: “Father, I am an 80 year old man, I’m married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long.” The […]