Sometimes it doesn’t pay to leave the house

Poland’s state railway PKP is claiming compensation from a man who caused delays to its services by being run over by a train — but said it may forgive the debt after learning the man’s house had burned down. You can’t make this up, folks.

Lessons learned

Thing kids have taught me: It’s more fun to color outside the lines. If you’re going to draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. Ask why until you understand. Hang on tight. Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better […]