Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…” Next Jack approaches Bill Gates. Jack: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill […]
We’re back from vacation. I’ll try and fill in the details later, but for now: It wasn’t long enough. It was too long. My wife seems happy. That’s imperative. The first day of school can cause headaches. I really can’t stand NBC’s Olympic coverage. I feel bad that Charley hit Florida while we had splendid […]
Yahoo! News – China Quake Cracks Reservoirs, 47,000 People in Danger : “The quake, measuring 5.6 on the open-ended Richter scale, rocked the county of Ludian in Yunnan province Tuesday, collapsing more than 18,000 houses and damaging 45,000 others. Relief workers were rushing tents, medicine and food to the disaster area, Xinhua said.” Meanwhile over […]