I gots nuthin.

Sorry, folks, nothing to see here. Move along. All I have is a lousy repeat of a Jay Leno joke: “The 9/11 report that came out yesterday, they stress that we do not have the luxury of time. What does Congress do today? Leave for a six week vacation. … Leave it to Congress to […]

For all you “Saved by the Bell” fans

Since it imploded critically and commercially in 1995, ‘Showgirls’ has gained such a fringe following of movie masochists that distributor MGM on Tuesday, July 27, 2004, is releasing the DVD set playing up the film’s campy atrociousness. Showgirls! This might be worth a rental, if for no other reason than to hear the kids’ questions […]

Kids, hands off the mermaid!

We went to the beach Saturday, and tried to make a sand castle to rival those of Phillip’s. The kids kept groping the artwork, however. Update: Yes, we did go to the beach on Saturday, sorta a daytrip, only not really since we spent less than four hours actually on the beach and almost six […]