Apparently a new hobby in Florida is hanging yourself by meathooks. Lt. Tom Brazil of the Coast Guard told the Key West Citizen newspaper that a young man, who also had hooks embedded in his heavily pierced and tattooed skin, assured him the group was “just enjoying the afternoon.”
Woot! Got us some Sunday afternoon nookie (don’t you just hate that song?) and we found time to squeeze in dinner at one of those pseudo-italian places, complete with a glass of their house Merlot (which costs $4. Hello? We shouldn’t try to single-handedly raise the GDP)
I gotta say, I was walking on sunshine earlier. Yeah, like that song. Around lunchtime (after my morning of Midas Hell, but that’s another post) my wife said to me “I want a Date Nite tonite.” For those of you who haven’t devolved into our particular brand of family life, a Date Nite means we […]