Today I get the fun job of calling around and trying to find another place for my son to spend his summer. Something with structure, adequate supervision, experienced teachers. Something that won’t break the bank. Something he’ll love. Something that he can start on Monday. Something.
My son has been suspended from Day Camp for two days. I have yet to find anything humorous to say about this (not for lack of trying).
Calvin: Before going down a steep hill like this, one should always give his sled a safety check. Hobbes: Right. Calvin: Seat belts? Hobbes: None. Calvin: Signals? Hobbes: None. Calvin: Brakes? Hobbes: None. Calvin: Steering? Hobbes: None. WHEEEEEE