Ashcroft said seven people being sought in terrorism investigations “pose a clear and present danger to America.” He also said this was his Sum of All Fears and that he wasn’t just playing Patriot Games. He announced more funding for the Hunt for Red October and declared there could be a Red Storm Rising unless […]
…it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. “President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.” —Jay Leno”President Bush […]
Dear friend, I am Princess Leia Organa only survivor of the royal family of Alderan. I am moved to write you this letter, this was in confidence considering my present circumstance and situation. I was falsely imprisoned upon the Imperial Battlestation when my planet was hideously destroyed and ended by the very bad sith Lord […]