“You think you’ve got problems, what are you supposed to do if you’re a manically depressed robot? No, don’t bother to answer that, I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.” “Sorry, did I say […]
There were two preachers who would meet each other whilst riding to their particular churches. They both enjoyed riding bicycles and talking. Then one day, one of the preachers was walking. “What happened to your bike?” “Can you believe that someone from my own church stole it?!” “NO!” Then an idea struck him, “I have […]
I kicked the blankets on the floor Turned my pillow upside down I never never did before ‘Cause I was tossing and turning Turning and tossing A tossing and turning all nightJumped out of bed Turned on the light I pulled down the shade Went to the kitchen for a bite Rolled up the shade […]