ups

Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Davie, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

I love getting things in the mail. Even things I ask for and am expecting - it takes me back to being a child and getting a present. (except bills, I don’t really like getting them, yech)

So I bought something on e-bay the other day, and I won, and the guy shipped it UPS from Muncie, Indiana. This means I can track it electronically as it makes it’s way.

As of 3:02 AM, my little guy is in “HODGKINS, IL, US.” Whee!