Hey, you!

taking up Golf

Ben — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:10:53 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.

Slither in

Ben — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:22:20 +0000

I admit it, I gots nuthin. Is this pic photoshopped?

Click to embiggen. You know you want to.

Can I get a “Ho?”

Ben — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:20:59 +0000

I so want this shirt, but I have so many other things that need my $20. But if you’re feeling generous…

Click to go to Despair’s web site. VERY limited quantities..

Almost daily

Ben — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:55:15 +0000

My child likes to “push the envelope,” so to speak.

Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?

Ben — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:44:02 +0000

Yes, I’ve told that joke before, but it came to mind today when the wind cranked up to around 100 mph straight down from Canada and my nose froze off. Or, close to it.

Anyway, hope you had a good Turkey Day, or weekend, whichever you choose. We ate lots, watched lots of football, played some games, did some laundry, and I’m officially a Master Bayter.*

I thought about camping outside our local Excellent Purchase to try and get a cheapo laptop, but there were about a jillion people already there on Thursday night, so I slept the extra couple hours on Friday morning. Now, I’m looking at Cyber Monday, apparently what what that means is “20 bucks off an MP3 player” or so. So the laptop search continues.

Looking forward to an Usher appearance on TV this week, hoping all those bratty Victoria’s Secret models don’t ruin the show.

“BAYTER” means Big Ass Yellow TruckER, what did you think? We moved a friend, again, and I didn’t damage any property driving the truck. Am proud. And sore.

just keep swimming

Ben — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:35:02 +0000

So, in an effort to forget about this morning, here’s a little sumpin sumpin:

Don’t forget to check out the original.

As for this morning, do you ever feel like you should just cut your fucking losses and walk away, and that it might be better off for everyone involved if you did? Yeah, me neither.

long time gone

Ben — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:49:12 +0000

I haven’t done this in ages, I need to get back in the habit. Wanna play along? Go here, put it on your blog or in the comments.

Spit it out :: Be blunt, it saves time
Shadow :: knows
Database :: won’t work when you need it most
Expression :: of disbelief
Boss :: Bruce!
Baby :: magic.
Mystic :: Into the
Kate :: Bosworth. Why? I dunno.
Boobies :: One of the most wonderful things, evar.
Raid :: cockroaches

The mother of all search strings

Some Guy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:56:06 +0000

It always amuses me to see how folks find my blog. I get most of my hits from folks searching for some variation of boobs, for sure. Emma Watson’s Boobs is always a favorite, although since Meagan Good made the new Saw movie she’s one of the primary attractions here.

Some that I’m most proud of are folks looking for Marvin the Android quotes, or Monty Python stuff. Good taste, y’all.

Some people are looking for running advice (from someone who can’t get his shit together and run) or couch potato jokes or information on Texas liquor laws. OK, we’ll chalk these up to ‘research’ and hope these folks all score well on their term papers.

But one today has me scratching my head, and I’m hoping it’s just some bored high schooler looking for a joke:

“granny sex iraq”

*shudders*

Theft of the Magi

Ben — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:08:35 +0000

This is straight from the good genius at xkcd:

Pissing me off, now

Ben — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:28:11 +0000

The function where I can email a blog entry is apparrently broken.

Figures.