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Idiot newscaster on CNN questioning whether texting causes STD’s in teen girls.

Never thought to question how actively discouraging condom use (“just say no”) might be playing into this.

No! If we tell kids to wrap that rascal, they’ll have more sex! It’ll be like we are encouraging them!

Instead, we’ll just bury our heads in the sand. Surely they won’t be dumb enough to actually (gasp) have sex if they don’t have a condom….

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shop till you drop

I was walking into the kitchen and passed a shopping lift on loose leaf paper, titled “Wal-Mart.”

I did a huge double take, because the first item on the list said “Sex for mom.”

Then I read it again, and it actually said ‘Sox.’

Damn.

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More than 1 million cases of chlamydia were reported in the United States last year — the most ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials said Tuesday.

A new U.S. record,” said Dr. John M. Douglas Jr. of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Note: this is absolutely NOT related to my last entry.

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Who’s on Third?

One thing that always takes me back… the Who.

When my wife and I were dating, I had a car with a casette deck. (some of you may have to go ask your parents what that is. It’s okay, we’ll wait.) It had a feature where when it reached the end of the tape it would automatically switch to the other side (called “autoreverse,” and it wasn’t on every tape deck – you had to look for it. Yes, I’m a fucking dinosaur. At least I didn’t have the 8 track anymore by the time this takes place)

Anyway. I had a car, which is pertinant to this story, and in the car was a tape deck, and in the tape deck was a copy of Hooligans, which could play for hours (thanks to the autoreverse and a Sears Die Hard) and to this day just about any time I hear a song by the Who (5:15 just came on the radio, I’m out of my brain on the train) I can remember the orgasmic fun we had in that car, hiding out near the water tower.

Back when we could actually do gymnastics in a Datsun.

Not that I’m old now or anything…

(thanks to Michael for the photo, and thanks to the Who for reminding me of high school)

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