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Other than that, things are swell.

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So far I hate WP 2.5. My dashboard is fucked. It hates both of my
browsers (Opera and Firefox).
Other than that, things are swell.
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Idiot newscaster on CNN questioning whether texting causes STD’s in teen girls.
Never thought to question how actively discouraging condom use (“just say no”) might be playing into this.
No! If we tell kids to wrap that rascal, they’ll have more sex! It’ll be like we are encouraging them!
Instead, we’ll just bury our heads in the sand. Surely they won’t be dumb enough to actually (gasp) have sex if they don’t have a condom….
I am so fucking sick of hearing about Roger Clemens.
Who, really, gives a shit anymore?
There are two options: he did or he didn’t.
Option 1: he didn’t. But his trainer says he did.
Option 2: he did. But his trainer also says he did.
Either way, I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. Did I ever have to hit one of his fast balls? No. Do the thousands of dead Iraqis that we’ve “liberated” ever have to hit one of his fast balls? Fuck no. What about the millions of Americans living in poverty, or who are about to lose their jobs or their homes? Think they are glued to their televisions, debating over which asshole is telling the whole truth?
Our economy is going to shit, China pretty much owns our ass financially and every other way, the world has run out of cheap energy, and all our congress critters can come up with to do is argue about “did he or didn’t he?”
Give me a break. Congress? Do your jobs. Quit protecting us from millionaires with big egos that are worried their sports wear line will not sell as well because of some book. Do something important. Work for America, not the cameras. Let’s actually do something worthwhile for a change, asshats. You’ve had your fun, now shut the hell up.
Update: something else that is more important (and will potentially waste more money) than Roger Dodger.
My son was watching the NFL Network and they had one of their little revisionist shows on, talking about how great this team or that team was. Of course I know they are condensing an awful lot into a paragraph for the sake of time, but this really pissed me off.
“Tom Landry retired, he was the only coach the Dallas Cowboys ever had. Shortly afterward, team owner Jerry Jones hired his old college friend Jimmy Johnson as head coach.”
Ahem. No. Bullshit.
Tom Landry was let go after Jimmy was hired, he found out about it from a couple of reporters. Jerry didn’t even have the balls to call and tell him hisownself.
There’s not much worse than the NFL network flat out lying to make a program a little more palatable. They don’t have any more balls than Jones, apparently.
Tags: bullshit, Cowboys, rant, Tom Landry