google

I have to go find more coffee, since I just spilled mine all over myself.

At the moment I’m the top search result for “telling your kids not to have sex” - Google Search

I always wanted to live life as a warning to others…

That somebody is looking for this?

Or that they found me this way?

masturbate television characters “land of the lost” - Google Search

Then again, Chaka was a real hottie, for a man-ape…

Google has a new search engine portal, just for blogs!

Now, somebody remind me, what was the OLD google for? 95% of my search engine hits came from them.

Anyway, I’m pleased to report that I am not in the top ten for the new Google Blog Search: emma watson breasts.