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He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Yes, our big trip is upon us. This is rare for us, partly because of the expense, but more because travelling with our clan is never, ever easy.

The kids don’t adjust to sleeping in a strange place very well. The dad (that would be me) doesn’t handle stress very well. The mom has to keep all of us focused and do all the packing, planning, and a million other things so that we can pull it off.

Our niece is getting married, and we’ll get to see some family that we see every few years (if that often). Assuming we can properly make it past airport security and no weather delays, by tomorrow night we’ll be in Virginia. Which I’m sure is lovely, but the report I’m looking at says it is colder than a witch’s tit right now. But that’s ok, we’re staying at a nice place with an indoor pool. Yes, we are nuts and are hoping to swim in January.

And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind. ~Dave Barry

We will be packing video games for the kids, but probably not a laptop (don’t need the extra worry, see a couple paragraphs up). I may look and see if there’s a Business Center or whatnot and check online, but probably not. (makes note: bring a camera)

I’m sure there will be stories, hopefully of the mundane kind about how we can walk through airports and the rental car people gave us a free upgrade to a Ferrari that seats five (that’s my son’s hope, at least).

See you soon!

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you break it, you buy it

OK, I’ve had all the time in the world to write this, and no time at all.

Short version: my mother in law came to visit for Thanksgiving. Thursday morning (at 2:00 AM) she fell, hard, and has broken her right arm.

She’s ok. Except? She’s not.

She’s still here.

This is a good thing, in that she lives alone, and at the moment cannot get out of a chair by herself.

This is a bad thing, in that I am ill prepared to be a nurse.

(side note: be nice to your kids, someday they’ll be the ones lifting your ass off the toilet)

More later, when I find my sense of humor again. This has been one. long. weekend.

Oh, one moment of levity – the day after it happened? She said (I’m not kidding): “Y’all go out, I can watch the kids.”

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Scary way to wake up

Somebody actually found my blog with this search:

my mother-in-law fantasize masturbate

Gah!

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I propose we rename Easter to: “Too damn much candy, a little too much quality time with the cousins, too many freakin’ hours in the van already, I can’t stand to be with my family more than ten minutes and did I mention too much bloody candy Day”

What say you?

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