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• @teensygreen If it helps, I can relate. Not shelves, but “stuff” always needs to be done. #
• @Sundry Don’t ask, don’t … #
• Could have seen this coming at us like an atom bomb. Yes, free credit report dot com coulda saved us a trillion dollars. Asshats. #
• Bush: PLEASE give uncontrolled billions to Wall Street. They promise to do better this time. kthxbai. #
• Are they going to cancel the UGA game? http://www.wsbtv.com/news/17562978/detail.html #
• @Mir The governor said “hell no,” so I hope y’all are OK for a while. They take football serious, moreso than gas supplies, I guess. #
• Hacked off at Toyota dealer today. Apparently *Bumper to Bumper* warranty covers “anything that isn’t broken.” #
• It’s F to the R to the E to the E… #
• Can’t watch debate, my kids have seen/heard me cuss enough for one day. #
• “We’re gonna get a package passed” sounds suspiciously like “Who. Does. #2. Work. For?” #

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• Anybody want a 30 day trial membership to Netflix? DM me if you do. #
• "This is a time to rise above politics for the good of the country." I dunno why, but that made me laugh. #
• We’re watching Avatar. They’re fighting. Making profound statements. Kinda like American politics, but more animated. #
• Anybody who thinks we will NOT get a "long and painful" recession (bailout or not), raise your hand. It’s coming. Time to deal. #
• Read my lips: Our entire economy is in danger. Not just part of it. That means rich people might get hurt, too. So I’m on TV now. #
• I’m in a fowl mood, but don’t give a cluck. #
• "This bailout plan is not a good idea — it’s an absolutely terrible idea. It’s just the only idea we have left." — Glen Beck #
• What A BURGER.
  (won’t make sense unless you’re from TX) #
• I’ve felt like ass since getting my flu shot, I have a headache, and ongoing TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE is just *not* helping. Much. #
• They’ve reached a "deal" on the bailout. Lemme guess - it’ll cost us double and give us half as much? (half of nothing, still nothing) #
• Paraphrasing Bush: "The buck stops… somewhere else. Not here, hell no." #
• Has McCain read the damn bailout yet? He had time, since he dissed Letterman and all. #
• http://tinyurl.com/4zkpdp Heh. (I’m from Texas, nuthin’ but tumbleweeds here) #
• This species has amused itself to death
  No tears to cry, no feelings left
  This species has amused itself to death
  (switch channels) #
• R/t: @GeekMommy Okay, this is cracking me up http://www.buymyshitpile.com/ - if the govt. is going to buy bad assets, why not yours? #
• @AmyInOhio No. #
• Glen Beck: Our financial system is like a 747 flying around with all four of our engines on fire. #
• CNN has this headline for 2 days: "How banks sucker customers for big $$" Um, Paulson Plan? Just a guess. #

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• What they want us to say: "Oh, big, strong, government, save us from the nasty investment bankers!" By, you know, giving them … #
• With that, I’m going to bed early, so I can hopefully be bright eyed and all that tomorrow. Maybe the world will decide to not go to hell? #
• My nose itches. #
• I have to admit to getting a cheap thrill about the way the lady said "my pleasure" at the drive thru. #
• retweet: @emovinnie: Fuck the gas crisis. My scooter runs on blood and misery. #
• @Busymom Damn. You figured it out. #
• Oh, you mean THAT Freddie Mac. I meant the other one. http://snipurl.com/3tgic [www_guardian_co_uk] #
• regarding "suspending campaigns." Elections stay Nov 4. That is, as they say, NOT NEGOTIABLE. #
• The final tweet? http://tinyurl.com/3kvwd6 #
• I had a garden but my flowers died.
  There ain’t much living here inside.
  - Iris DeMent #
• And it feels like easy, just keeps on gettin’ harder every day. #
• Woot! @Boobiethon is coming up faster than you can say "meltdown on wall
  street." #
• also, (and TOTALLY not related to my last tweet), two little words: Fried
  Pork Chops. #
• Sick of the gas shortage? Check out the Pegasus. http://www.scootdawg.com/page28 (no affiliation, just think it looks cool. +85 MPG!) #
• @Sundry It’s the Elves. #

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• My son paraphrasing an Alltel / My Circle advert: “Chad, you’re still a dick.” #
• Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn’t had enough gratuitous sex.
  – Geoff Spear #
• Okay, Favre, work your magic. #
• Hallelujah, everybody say cheese. Merry Christmas from the family. #
• ? I put 1,000 miles on my motor; I broke down in Bowling Green.
  To find a girl who thinks just like you, gotta burn some gasoline.. ? #
• you catch your wife with another man it’s best to hold off as long as you can
  and shoot him in a different state with another license plate #
• Why do “our” representatives hold CLOSED-DOOR meetings to discuss how they plan to spend $700 billion of our fucking money? #
• @smuttysteff OMG funyons. Totally artificial onion flavored chip things. Awesome. Known to cause fights in my house, if not shared. #
• *snort* http://tinyurl.com/47wck6 #
• How cool is that? This person’s gonna tell me how to enlarge my penis! #
• Right or wrong, black or white, cross the line you’re gonna pay
  In the darkness or the light, live and die by shades of gray. #
• He told his men to set us loose, they put down their guns. He said "These are just some sorry kids, they ain’t the ones." #
• Don’t matter how you do it
  Just do it like you know it
  I’ve been down that road once or twice before #
• @CcSteff oh, that is *so sweet*! #

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• The idea that you *know* something is going to happen with certainty is the province of religion, not of science. #
• Alternative Bailout Plan: Every taxpayer goes down to Wall Street and starts kicking random guys in the nuts until things start improving. #
• WWJB? (Who Would Jesus Bailout?) #
• “His dog up and died.” That totally would suck. #
• I bet his mom stepped on a few pieces in the middle of the night: http://tinyurl.com/22o76l (also? awesome!) #
• ? Cool as a rule you don’t learn in no school
  You can’t brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool ? #
• Only two things that money can’t by, and that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes. #
• Oppose the Treasury Bailout: http://snipurl.com/3spuj [seekingalpha_com] (pssst, pass it on) #
• Barlight, Bar bright, first bar that I see tonite… #
• $700 billion will buy a helluva “Mission Accomplished” banner. #
• Don’t forget: over 800,000 w/o electricity still. http://snipurl.com/3srd5 [www_reuters_com] #
• @pammybean To me, Fox News is like a branch office of The Onion. Not to be taken seriously, certainly. #
• ? Don’t let me fall, cuz I might not get up. ? #
• r/t: @BreakingNewsOn October crude oil futures have jumped more than 25 dollars per barrel, or 24.3%, to reach $130 a barrel in New York #
• yeah, let’s put in some Wiggles and pop a couple ritalin… #
• Trying to be excited about “Heroes” tonite, but kinda never saw Season 2, and football’s on. Tivo? #
• Oh hells yes: http://tinyurl.com/3wlu2p (retweet! retweet!) #
• retweet: http://tinyurl.com/43wpqn Section 8 gives what’s left of our country away. #

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