Anyway, this is a much better use of Choose the Form of the Destructor.

(I get nothing from you clicking the link or buying or anything. I just think it’s funny).

I find it hilarious, beginning to end. I’ve watched it many times, listened to the director (Scott Sanders) and writer/Black Dynamite his ownself Michael Jai White discuss it. I think it has as many great quotes as Princess Bride (or pick your own quotable movie) but because it’s rated R it’s just a little harder to work them into conversation (not that I don’t try).

I love this bit, where Black Dynamite is talking to Gloria (who happens to be one of the few people in the movie with a normal-sounding name):

So, yeah, I love this movie, it is an awesome distraction, and it doesn’t bring out the emotional response that so many movies have (how come every damn movie works in something about divorce nowadays?) so it is a bit perfect for me at the moment. It allows me to not dwell on that thing that is bigger than me, the train wreck I’ve been riding for a long time.

Do you see where I’m coming from you jive motherfucker!

See? And that quote is mild, and the page linked here leaves out the really offensive stuff such as this entire scene, which is a wonderful homage to this scene from 35 years ago.

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“Which barefoot shoes do you have?”

edit to say: I realize that as sporadic as I write things (and where I write various things) that you may not know this about me; so while it feels a little like stealing the punch line from a joke, I wanted to add this- I run barefoot, and have generally for almost two years. Did a couple miles this morning, in fact. I’m not preachy about it, I have heard all of these things at some point (thank you, internet). Yes, I’ve read Born to Run. I do not run in “barefoot shoes” but I do have some funky sandals I made myself from a kit (not surprisingly I purchased the kit from the guy who made this video, he’s great). I prefer to be barefoot but not if it makes other people uncomfortable.

OK, enough about that, if you wanna hear more about it just ask, I promise I will never make you take your shoes off to visit my blog.

Again, no, this isn’t some kind of hidden message to anyone, I just love these supercut things, and damn this one is funny.

Warning: NSFW language.

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