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Ben — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:36:04 +0000

Ah, this is like a breath of fresh air…

He’s awesome and probably my favorite new blog. So go say hi. (found courtesy of Jenny, The Bloggess)

But before you go, let me warn you that he swears like a sailor and will make you laugh out loud, probably, and if you don’t want the word “vagina” plastered on your screen at work, make sure nobody’s looking before you visit.

Enough with the disclaimers, life’s short, blog hard. Go say hi.

Ricky Raccoon

Ben — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:26:21 +0000

63.2%

Some Guy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:44:36 +0000

That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for
Emma Watson.

She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway.

Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody
wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll
send it to you), and somebody who thinks Elmo loves dark lords.

Aren’t you glad we have the internets?

testing. One. two.

Ben — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:51:41 +0000

My old image plugin has been upgraded to work with WP 2.5. I’m hoping this fixes all the BS that doesn’t work right with the default plugin (at least, it doesn’t work right for ME, and we all know that I’m special)

Get Image Manager here. I love it.

Oh, update: I also switched to Simple Tags. So far, so good.

Getting naked with strangers

Ben — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:00:52 +0000

What happened to the design?

To know more about why styles are disabled on this website visit the

Annual CSS Naked Day website for more information.

curiosity

Ben — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:00:44 +0000

I’ve been skimming http://alltop.com/. I doubt I’m listed, but was wondering what category I’d fit in if I was.

Mommy Blog Stalker? Is there a category for that? Whiner? Slacker? Dunno. Any ideas?

Can I remember now

Ben — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:51:35 +0000

Just checking, if this works I’ll update this post with what I changed to get rid of the error message regarding memory (WP 2.5)

Update: it worked!

Here’s what I did: open .htaccess
Insert this line:

php_value memory_limit 64M

Save file.

I tried changing the wp-config.php file (like all the support forums at wordpress.org say to do) and that just hosed the blog. The .htaccess fix (suggested by my web host) seems to have done the trick. More testing to do, but I’m optimistic.

Memory, exhausted

Ben — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:15:41 +0000

Yeah, I keep getting the dreaded memory error on WP 2.5

No, I’m not trying to post an image or anything. Don’t know WTF is going on.

Happy, I am not.

(also? Slow as hell.)

First impressions might be important

Some Guy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:48:10 +0000

So far I hate WP 2.5. My dashboard is fucked. It hates both of my
browsers (Opera and Firefox).

Other than that, things are swell.

Should I laugh or cry?

Ben — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:31:41 +0000

It seems I am the number two Yahoo search result for “I guess a blow job is out of the question”

Thank you, random person from Indiana, for pointing that out to me.