I decided to watch an instructional video and now I’m laughing too hard.

There is some excellent advice here.

(did anyone watch the old USA network Up All Night summer stuff? Sweating Bullets and the like? Good times. That was back when I had a 12 inch TV and thought that was the coolest thing ever. The TV, not necessarily the show, but we didn’t have air conditioning so when it was too hot to sleep what could you do but watch a little crime solving?)

I also had a little crush on around that time.

What the hell was I talking about, again?