‹ bad week to quit sniffing glue •
- Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sexual activity. Other than needing viagra cuz your dick is broke, that is. #
- Lady talking loud: I know your dog is fucking brilliant, but can we stop hearing about it yet? #
- *yawn* *stretching* So, is our economy fixed? $700 billion well spent? Oh, drat. #
- In non-political, non-economic, non-bullshit news: I left my lunch at home. Yummy grapes, carrots, banana and yogurt. Damn. #
- “Listen, three eyes,” he said, “Don’t you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.” #
- @mamikaze Hey, that’s the same code they sent ME. I don’t feel so special anymore
# - Blaming the Steelers and Cowboys for my gray hair, not my kids and the economy. Neener Neener. #
- r/t @BreakingNewsOn AP: Paulson taps former Goldman Sachs executive to run $700 billion financial rescue plan. SHOCKER! (NOT!) #
- Okay, it won’t be a “great” depression, maybe just a “pretty good” depression. Yay. #
- Speaking of the Apocalypse, “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” won the box office this weekend. http://snipurl.com/44gug [www_latimes_com] #
- Any of yall have kids who tap dance? Not sure what to look for in shoes. Halp! #
- Is it time for Shrub to go on TV and tell everyone to go shopping? #
- Now that just ain’t fair: http://tinyurl.com/3navz4 #
- @ColetteNicole Thanks! We’re gonna ask some of the other parents if they have any (those w/ multiple kids in the program) #
- Oh, yeah, Countrywide! They were so helpful getting people mortgages! http://snipurl.com/44l20 [www_reuters_com] #
- @trollbaby Wow! #
- @TheBloggess Twut are you twalking ’bout? #
- Surprise! Mall, Strip Mall vacancy rates highest since 1994: http://snipurl.com/44oc8 [calculatedrisk_blogspot_com] #
- @KeriKinnic Here, too. ‘For Lease’ is the biggest chain in town! #
- @KeriKinnic Wow, they’ve gone national. Whoda thunk it? #
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