Twitter Updates for 2008-10-02

• I’m still in a pretty rotten place, but I gotta pop up and say: @Boobiethon ! Starts today! And you KNOW I’ll do anything for the boobies. #
• Bad week to quit sniffing glue: http://money.cnn.com/2008/10/01/news/companies/autosales/ Or selling cars, whatever. #
• @QueenofSpain Give what’s left of the US to Wall Street? #
• 100 senators think they are better than 200 economists http://tinyurl.com/3hnh85 #
• “Senate Passes Bailout.” Adding fruit to their diet really worked. #
• I donated blood today, I’m fixing to open a beer and enjoy being a cheap drunk. #
• If you believe these things, Cleanliness is now next to Godliness.
  http://snipurl.com/40qgl [www_iht_com] #
• @boobiethon - have you hugged your boobies today? #
• She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
  But her surprise was waitin’ there, between my cheek and gum. #
• Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
  Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
  Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild. #
• @MrsStranahan You had me at “flute.” #
• @Busymom The guy to your left is NOT wearing underpants. #
• r/t: @SquirrelMaster: Greatest headline ever: “Beavers blamed for bank failure” http://tinyurl.com/yo7q8m/c/a/2008/09/30/BAEG13890S.DTL #
• Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
  So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin #
• @snarkwife Part of your ring finger, I think. #
• Lunch almost got ugly; mates somehow think one pres. candidate can provide “more energy” than the other. That’s not how it works. #
• I said to the rabbit “Are you gonna make it?”
  The rabbit said “I got to.” #
• @RandiLee Unless it’s a false hope. We need to decrease usage, not increase supply. Fossil fuel= finite. No matter what pols say. #
• Overheard youngest child: “Mom, you can stop talking about your bottom now.” #
• Some good news: Almost all of the folks who lost electricity after Hurricane Ike (for Centerpoint, at least) have their power back. #
• f/u on my last tweet, Entergy says that everyone who can “safely” get power has it back. No houses on Bolivar to connect to, unfortunately. #
• Railroad engineers can’t use personal electronics now. That means no more tweets of “Hey look, a light at the end of the tunn- #
• Guys - and I do mean guys - I’m working @boobiethon submissions tonite. I need something to do! malesubmissions@gmail.com #
• “We’ve reached the point where $700 billion doesn’t make any difference given reaction of market.” http://snipurl.com/416i4 (Roubini) #

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