‹ Twitter Updates for 2008-09-22 •
- My son paraphrasing an Alltel / My Circle advert: “Chad, you’re still a dick.” #
- Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn’t had enough gratuitous sex.
– Geoff Spear # - Okay, Favre, work your magic. #
- Hallelujah, everybody say cheese. Merry Christmas from the family. #
- ? I put 1,000 miles on my motor; I broke down in Bowling Green.
To find a girl who thinks just like you, gotta burn some gasoline.. ? # - you catch your wife with another man it’s best to hold off as long as you can
and shoot him in a different state with another license plate # - Why do “our” representatives hold CLOSED-DOOR meetings to discuss how they plan to spend $700 billion of our fucking money? #
- @smuttysteff OMG funyons. Totally artificial onion flavored chip things. Awesome. Known to cause fights in my house, if not shared. #
- *snort* http://tinyurl.com/47wck6 #
- How cool is that? This person’s gonna tell me how to enlarge my penis! #
- Right or wrong, black or white, cross the line you’re gonna pay
In the darkness or the light, live and die by shades of gray. # - He told his men to set us loose, they put down their guns. He said "These are just some sorry kids, they ain’t the ones." #
- Don’t matter how you do it
Just do it like you know it
I’ve been down that road once or twice before # - @CcSteff oh, that is *so sweet*! #
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