Twitter Updates for 2008-09-22

  • The idea that you *know* something is going to happen with certainty is the province of religion, not of science. #
  • Alternative Bailout Plan: Every taxpayer goes down to Wall Street and starts kicking random guys in the nuts until things start improving. #
  • WWJB? (Who Would Jesus Bailout?) #
  • “His dog up and died.” That totally would suck. #
  • I bet his mom stepped on a few pieces in the middle of the night: http://tinyurl.com/22o76l (also? awesome!) #
  • ? Cool as a rule you don’t learn in no school
    You can’t brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool ? #
  • Only two things that money can’t by, and that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes. #
  • Oppose the Treasury Bailout: http://snipurl.com/3spuj [seekingalpha_com] (pssst, pass it on) #
  • Barlight, Bar bright, first bar that I see tonite… #
  • $700 billion will buy a helluva “Mission Accomplished” banner. #
  • Don’t forget: over 800,000 w/o electricity still. http://snipurl.com/3srd5 [www_reuters_com] #
  • @pammybean To me, Fox News is like a branch office of The Onion. Not to be taken seriously, certainly. #
  • ? Don’t let me fall, cuz I might not get up. ? #
  • r/t: @BreakingNewsOn October crude oil futures have jumped more than 25 dollars per barrel, or 24.3%, to reach $130 a barrel in New York #
  • yeah, let’s put in some Wiggles and pop a couple ritalin… #
  • Trying to be excited about “Heroes” tonite, but kinda never saw Season 2, and football’s on. Tivo? #
  • Oh hells yes: http://tinyurl.com/3wlu2p (retweet! retweet!) #
  • retweet: http://tinyurl.com/43wpqn Section 8 gives what’s left of our country away. #

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