Twitter Updates for 2008-09-05

• Still trying to let it go. #
• Obama’s campaign says it has raised more than $8 million from over 130K donors following Sarah Palin’s speech Wednesday night. –CNN #
• RNC drinking game: I drink every time “Bush” or “Cheney” is said. No problem being the designated driver. #
• @exador23 “No, you can be MY wing man!” Gayest. Movie. of 1986. #
• @marywallace They couldn’t find any REAL widows? #
• @FakeSarahPalin “Take me to bed or lose me forever.” Isn’t that what they mean by “drill here, drill now?” #
• How come when Twitter goes down on me, it’s never as much fun as it sounds? #
• McCain ‘rose above politics’ to pick a woman from Alaska with no DC experience over Tom Ridge for VP. Yeah. That’s how he rolls. #
• “I’ve always thought it’s a good idea to have a woman’s hand on the wheel as well.” Hey, in my house, that’s code for “give me a blow job” #
• @ToThink If he wants to live to see tomorrow, he’s gonna make the little girl happy. EVERY. DAY. #
• The Giants have to finish off the Redskins, then they’ll cut over to McCain. Priorities, people. #
• “these are perilous times, not just for America, but for freedom itself.” Yes, the freedom shortage will come right after the gasoline one. #
• I’m thinking John Madden would make a pretty good Pres. Candidate. Probly a pay cut, though. #
• Now, Cindy and John were married AFTER he was a POW, right? Does his original wife get to talk tonight? #
• My kids are asleep, my wife has a back ache. I have ice cream. #
• Oh, shit, the football game’s over. Now babbling from St. Paul. Where’s my remote? (queueing “Little Einsteins.”) #
• We’re going on a trip, on our favorite rocket ship. http://tinyurl.com/68bglx #
• @CcSteff If you’re all of the above, you’re fairly well fucked. #
• Wow, I totally forgot that I tivoed Ninja Warrior! #
• Not watching, but whatya bet he promises something like “energy independence.”? DO THE MATH, AMERICA. Don’t hold your breath. #
• I’m off to bed, y’all have fun. #
• Know these rights

  Number 3
  You have the right to free
  Speech as long as youre not
  Dumb enough to actually try it.
  – The Clash #

• “Tropical Storm Watch for the New York City area”. What, are we in some kind of bad movie now? #
• @mublogger She’s the only one of the three with boobs? #
• @Genuine I found some of yours, I think. #
• Dearest Netflix: Why would I want to watch a REMAKE of Bad News Bears? #
• @FakeSarahPalin How about some Georgia Satellites? “Don’t hand me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself.” #
• Hendrix’ burned guitar? Almost $500,000 at auction. I’m in the wrong business. #
• http://vpilf.com/ Um, ok, I could see that… #
• I’m eating like shit today. Gonna pay for it tonite, I’m guessing. Vending machine much? (my own choice, but still, stoopid) #
• Effective Oct. 7, 2008, customers will be charged $15 for their first checked bag. Thanks, Continental. #
• @evilsciencechik Gotta say, she’s better looking than Cheney. #
• Email from airline, travel special to Key West this weekend. Comes with free “I Like Ike” sticker. #
• @spyderkl I was gonna ask, didn’t want to add to your freaking out… #
• @vmarinelli That’s so cute. #
• Marion Jones is out of jail! Lock up your kids! #
• McCain, surely there’s a Garth Brooks song you can use or something. What about that Chevy Truck guy? #
• We haven’t raised gas taxes in fifteen years. Is it any wonder there’s a shortfall? (anything else cost the same as 15 years ago?) #
• @vmarinelli Hope you get to twuck. #
• @CrunchyGoddess Holy Crap. That was 1977? I owned that 45. Played the hell out of it. AM OLD. #
• @spyderkl That sounds cool. #
• @CrunchyGoddess GAH! *slaps vaguely with my cane, but miss due to poor eyesight* #

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