Twitter Updates for 2008-09-02

  • Whoda thunk it would still be a hurricane at 7:00 at night after making landfall in the morning. Wow. #
  • My kids are begging for margaritas. #
  • @twitties 07750213018201200 7600035016703590158087701 180666120 #
  • Should I try and watch a movie or just go to bed already? #
  • Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day. #
  • I’m trying hard to care. About anything, at the moment. #
  • I need a better job (salary). Is Blackwater still hiring overweight middle aged nearsighted guys to carry heavy weapons? I could do that. #
  • This is awesome (for us old people) http://snipurl.com/3m97h Box office 22 years ago, Labor Day, with excellent commentary. Top Gun! #
  • @Mir Sweet! #
  • retweet: @BoingBoing John McCain is a Cylon, and Palin is Roslin. http://tinyurl.com/5ejk6u #
  • @poshmama They wouldn’t let them do “quiet your cock” commercials. Dunno why. #
  • Obama: “Family is off limits.”
    CNN: “Forget you, family is FRONT PAGE, BABY!” #
  • Escalade Hybrid: So you, too, can pretend you give a damn about the environment while still driving a huge honking cadillac truck. #
  • @Stranahan Cool. Can’t wait. #
  • I never had to study math, or science or history. I’d have a chemical flashback that’d jog my memory. #

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