‹ Twitter Updates for 2008-08-31 •
- I’m getting appliance spam again. Instead of a bigger dick, they offer a better dishwasher, a hotter dryer. Actually? Tempted. #
- @DadGoneMad Thanks, I’m gonna try and see it. (google is my friend, it looks interesting) #
- It’s a little ironic that the Voice of the Woodlands is scheduled to play the RNC. http://snurl.com/3lpgl #
- The VOW has been trying to raise awareness of wetland devastation near NOLA. And it’s “wetlands,” not “woodlands,” I’m stoopid. #
- Is sweaty. (you’re welcome) #
- I think of all the education that I missed. But then, my homework was
never quite like this… # - New computer, thinking Mac, thinking portable (laptop or notebook size). Scared that shit we need (for work) won’t run right on it. #
- ha!!! http://tinyurl.com/5zuar4 #
- @subrbanoblivion You OK today? #
- “Drowned” just came on my last.fm station. “Let the tide in and set me free.” Bad timing? #
- Bush is making a statement today about Gustav. Wow, he is actually *aware* of a hurricane this time. Big improvement. #
- @BreakingNewsOn That isn’t saying much
# - @SuburbanTurmoil But it’s a colorful kind of crazy. Quack quack, cock a doodle do. #
- @vmarinelli You are SO old fashioned. #
- “They also asked the media to respect their daughter’s privacy.” It’d be like having an Executive Branch Spears family! Or Lohan. #
- @firemom It works as well as anything else, as long as nobody has sex. #
- I swear they make reporters stand in hurricanes just so they can write news reports about reporters in hurricanes. http://snipurl.com/3lwrq #
- @megfowler If my parents ran for office, I’d get pregnant just to mess with em. And, well, science in general, if I succeeded. #
- I think everyone should run rent “Juno” again. (And no, it’s not Alaska) #
- Or maybe Hard Candy, just cuz it’s a bit creepy. And on sale at our Wal-Mart for only $5 #
- Child: “Dad, I bet it’s pretty boring being a parent.” #
- “she is planning to marry the father.” It’s not like he has a gun to his head. Oh, wait, look who we’re talking about here… #
- Banana, or Oreos? Eating healthy sucks donkey balls. #
- @FabGirl I am SO there. #
- Note to self: Coworker may not like having her name misspelled “Pasty.” #
- @SuburbanTurmoil My kid torn between Hannah and a “light laber” She wants the Pink side of The Force. #
- @spyderkl Thanks. Our biggest concern is my wife runs distance ed software (administrative stuff) and it’s very picky, even with Windoze. #
- @teensygreen No other republican NRA beauty queens, if that’s what you mean. #
- @teensygreen Yeah, I think it’s time for me to shut up. I don’t have a beef with the kid, but have plenty with ol’ Walnuts McCain. #
- @MrsStranahan Sucker! #
- @vmarinelli At least they waited until we had a hurricane to watch before talking about it. #
- @mommystory Religion is all about getting together and deciding who to exclude from your particular heaven. Always has been. #
- Hi, Ike! #
- Somewhere, there is a newswoom editor screaming for pictures of boats on rooftops and cars underwater. #
- newsROOM even. #
- @vmarinelli Nice and rough, you think? #
- @CcSteff YES! Me, too. #
- retweeting @firemom Good job, Mr. O! http://is.gd/27uR Well said. #
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