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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-27

August 27, 2008 in Asides by Ben

  • @DadGoneMad I’d settle for a cackling “I’ve got you now, my Pretty!” just before Obama throws bucket of water on her. #
  • Meanwhile, in my living room, suffering Smallville overload. Damn you, Netflix. #
  • I… I couldn’t have. She was alive! I felt it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! #
  • @evilsciencechik We tried to wake you. Really. #
  • If I were any slower today, it would be last night. #
  • Retweeting @TheOnion: Obama Modifies ‘Yes We Can’ Message To Exclude Area Loser http://twurl.nl/jj8ahk #
  • @spyderkl What do the kids want to do? (we’ve had kids balk at following this type of assignment to the letter, due to multiple families) #
  • The neon sign was flashing, “Welcome, Come On In,” feels so good feeling good again. #
  • @papernapkin I’m simmering with excitement. #
  • Stand back world
    I’m standoffish
    And I have made my wish
    On a satellite dish
    Viva satellite
    Viva satellite
    Satisfaction guaranteed… #
  • What’s that about lack of planning on your part not making an emergency on my part? #
  • Sing it with me: “Screw you, we’re from Texas.” #
  • @trixiefirecory No! Just singing along with Ray Wylie Hubbard. He means it purely in a musical sense (we’re da best). #
  • Remember http://hundredpushups.com/index.html ? Yeah, me neither. Such a lard-ass. #
  • @Neilochka Is the going to have to be on like 17 times before they let her win? #
  • Good: Less than $40 to fill my Civic. It’s been a while.
    Not so good: Gustav headed for the refineries. Here we go again. #
  • @MrsStranahan That’s hott. #
  • I hate when I’m behind on my email and the “1 day only!” special was yesterday. #
  • Country version of “Fat Bottom Girls,” by Kevin Fowler. Taking shit-kicking to a whole new level. #
  • “Getting into gear, for for more years, of things not getting worse.” #

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