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- @mochamomma No shit. “After diving for 11 years, she KNOWS how to dive.” Wow, ya think? #
- Wife: “When did they go from ‘King of Beers’ to ‘America’s Favorite Lager?’” Me: “When they were bought by foreigners.” #
- I’ll give @Mir a perfect 10 for that punch. #
- Twitter hates me. #
- Did they just plug “The Main Event” on NBC? Oh, puleeeze, Dave and Buster’s is so much better (and they were first) #
- @mochamomma Is that from Britney Spears? #
- Love chess? http://tinyurl.com/5p8zxu (NSFW) #
- retweeting: @cvmarckx: Don’t open this at the office. http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html It is seriously NSFW. #
- I think I’m now a fan of the javelin: http://www.king-mag.com/online/?p=7293 #
- Oh, shit, they’re overanalyzing the dudes that stepped on the line the other day. OMG I THINK WE NEED A MONTAGE!! #
- The dog puked in her kennel, and I can’t get the smell out. $100 bucks for a new kennel is starting to look OK.. #
- My son wants this shirt: http://tinyurl.com/5vb87o #
- Please, please exclamation point, I wanna hold you in parenthesis. #
- Isn’t it about time for a Xena: Warrior Princess movie? I mean, they are REMAKING Batman for about the third time. C’mon, Hollywood. #
- At least a Gabrielle movie. #
- I went down to Captain Tony’s to get out of the heat.
I heard a voice call out to me, “Son come and have a seat.” # - Finally, the paparazzi are looking for underwear-less VP candidates, instead of bugging Britney and Paris. Justice. #
- But now she lives down by the ocean, she’s taking care to look for sharks… #
- The years go by I’m looking through a girly magazine
And there’s my homegrown angel on the pages in between… # - I hate politics. And politicians. In case I haven’t made that clear lately. #
- Yes they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone. Too bad Twitter hadn’t been invented. #
- @ColetteNicole I’m so sorry. #
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